Massachusetts Vs Bama ? Where would you raise your kids?

This morning, with coffee in hand, I approached my lovely 1995 Honda Civic eager to start my joyous 50 mile drive to work. (insert sarcasm when reading the word JOYOUS). Some days are really boring and others are entertaining. Usually I find great entertainment in driving my mother crazy with my 7am drama- filled phone calls. Today though, it was the radio, WABB to be exact, that made me overly giddy. Why is that you ask? Well im going to tell you...
The smartest kids in the country live in ........... MASSACHUSETTS!!!!!!

That's right... The damn yankees came out on top AGAIN!!! I love it! You all know I am from Massachusetts and I caught myself completely fist pumping when I heard this!!! Then my bubble kind of burst midway through a fist pump when I heard the states that were the worst in terms of smart kiddies.

Any guesses??? You guessed it...

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Alabama wasnt completely at the bottom, that would be Mississippi. I couldnt shake the sadness that my children are being taught in a state that ranks among the worst in terms of breeding smart little Stacies and Jasons. Even sadder is the fact that we moved here from a state that was also at the bottom of the barrel, Hawaii. So now Im left asking myself.. Are my kids really that smart??? Its no wonder school is so easy for them. They may be gifted in Alabama and Hawaii but maybe they're only average in Massachusetts. 

OK,OK...We all know they are smarter than the average kid!!!

Now for those of you that are from the Alabama, Hawaii, or even Mississippi, dont get mad at me, Im just restating what I heard today!! Im sorry if I have devestated you as much as I was devastated today :( I will leave you with my only happy thought today:

Air Station Cape Cod is looking pretty darn good in 2013!!!!